at kino with bern, matt and hazri:

[browsing through the stationery section]
H: *pointing at mysteriously there skipping ropes* hey look, these plastic ones are really good. their of much better quality than rope ones. you should always get plastic ones.

[stifled laughter as he continues]

H: aiyah. *dolefully* but i can't skip anymore.

I: why? because you're a 16 AND a guy?

H: no, because the rope's too short.

[reaaaaaally finding difficulty at stifling laughter at his blondeness; matt interjects]

M: [tries to defend hazri, i think] but we used to skip rope in pe!

I: matt, that was in SEC 2.




LOL.
okaaay above dialogue may not be very accurate so dont kill me. and dont kill me for slander either; i LOVE you all, honestly!*beams*

and bern's 'silence'?
well, she was laughing too much.

above scene was also made funnier by hazri's earlier admittance of his primary school ECA. heehee. shall not be meaner and risk ill-will and possible violance by revealing it.

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oh oh and bern and i staked out uncharted territory there too: the Trashy Romance section.

domain of the half-naked protagonists wrapped in passionate embrace embellished by painfully cheesy cliches.

to us, it was also the Humour section cuz we took turns reading our exceptionally bad bits out loud. mwaha much to the weird look of fellow patrons and embarrassment of haz and matt.

we found a passage that was rather funny and not so cliched:
a convo between a guy and a girl,
"you're hungover. what you need is sleep, food, sex and two Coke with lots of ice in it - not neccesarily in that order."
"and you're available?"
"try the strawberries, their locally-grown."

how we laughed and laughed and laughed.