Reading the papers with my mum today about some rich guy being arrested for trying to buy a kidney (of the human variety), the talk develops into how you know, I heard this rumour that Andrea D'Cruz totally didn't even want to get married to Pierre Png but because he gave her half his liver, she had to? Allegedly!

So my mum says, "But he seems quite sweet, he is quite good-looking what.."

"Well, yeah..but you know sometimes they're sweet, but also secretly annoying? And then -"

"- Yan.."

"What if, you know, she likes the manly-manly kind of guy -"

"-Yan.."

"What?"

"I think you're," and she gestures waveringly here, "I think you're kind of channeling here?"

"... NO."