LOL LOL LOL LOL I stun myself at how potent a blast of jealousy can be. The last time I even felt remotely this was three years ago when I was seventeen. Dude, I am twenty freaking years old and in no place to be harbouring such juvenile sentiments, yeah? Come on, I am smart, hard-working, not-ugly, decently talented, loved, have had some measure of success and need to stop this shit with myself.

Ah fuckity-fuck, Internet networking sites are evil. That is all.

Anyway, vacation's over. Goodbye regular, delicious meals eaten at a leisurely pace with lovely family and funny conversation. Hello pile of crap* that I eat in front of the computer while doing endless, unrewarded work.

1. Breakfast: McDonald's Egg McMuffin meal with Milo
2. Doubledecker Chicken chips
3. Naturally Preserved Guava (right!)
4. package of dried squid that tastes crummy so I'm not even touching it anymore