Oh my giddy god trousers, this is what the A Levels do to you. Only finding out two days later that

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS BEEN SAVED*.

God bless your Cheetos Brit-Brit, and may this be a sign that I shall glide through the exams as well as your svelte new shape and spiffy haircut.

Bring on the singing fangirls!!

*Via divorce with K-Fed.



What would I do without celebrity gossip!
Die of ennui, probably.

Haha, have always wanted to use that fancy-schmancy word!
I am happy, also beyond words.